April's Day of Fool's Day returns to us – and there are few jokes coming from some of the best known Australian companies.
Take a look at some of the ones we've seen below:
JETSTAR'S NEW VOL
Jetstar's prank meant the announcement of a new direct route to the next hot spot of Tasmania, Laerton Island, located on the west coast of the mainland of Tasmania.
Jetstar will deal exclusively with Laerton Island three times a week from Melbourne with an Airbus A320, with the first service that will be released in the middle of 2019.
Laerton Island has been described as the Tasmanian pocket version, which has all the most recognized characteristics of Tasmania; Spectacular coastal landscapes, magnificent mountain landscapes, a wild desert, crystalline waters and a unique wildlife. PER: the catch is that this site is not even real, it is "not real" written in reverse.
We are pleased to announce the launch of direct flights from Melbourne to … Laerton Island!
Just by the west coast of Tasmania, Laerton Island is a Tassie overloaded, in miniature.
For more information on how to make the inaugural flight, visit: https://t.co/6e5GTdLYze pic.twitter.com/CvNSrHa8ZE
– Jetstar Airways (@JetstarAirways) March 31, 2019
THE NEW UBERGO
Australians will no longer have an excuse for late arrival at work or appointments with the launch of the new and incredibly agile UberGO. By taking more cars off the road and getting more people to the pogo, Uber argued that it can give cities another tool that will help combat congestion and, therefore, contamination.
MEDITATION FOR ANIMALS
Australian meditation application Smiling Mind has expanded its catalog of programs to include a meditation dedicated to our best canine friends. The three-minute mindset, "Doggy Body Scan," provides homeowners with a practical and practical resource to help dogs that may be susceptible to stress, anxiety, and general disruptive behavior.
OPERA HOUSE DEAL OF SPORTSBET
The Sportsbet online bookmaker tried to deceive people with their jokes over a three-year deal with the newly elected NSW government to be the official sponsor of the naming rights of Sydney's emblematic opera.
The agreement of several millions of dollars would see that the famous candles in the world would turn blue Sportsbet once the sun set every day.
THE NEW SERVICE OF VIRGIN AUSTRALIA
The joke from Virgin Australia was that she announced the launch of Virgin Australia Fly Foods – A world service that will offer quality meals to any metropolitan area of Australia. Its goal is to revolutionize the isolated experiences of Australians by opening a new world of interstate gastronomic options that can be enjoyed in the comfort of a city of its own, with a selection of the best Australian restaurants on board, including the emblematic Mexican establishment of Melbourne . Mamasite.
Australian diners are delighted because Virgin Australia now offers food from your favorite interstate restaurant, up to your front door. So, when you're throwing what you ask for dinner tonight, remember that the sky is the limit. pic.twitter.com/xgQtsDZ96v
– Virgin Australia (@VirginAustralia) March 31, 2019
DESCRIPTION OF THE BEDS
Groupon arrived at the world's first sleeping table, which said it was designed by a team of inertia experts from Restorative Engineering Management Inc (REM).
It was said that the NapDesk 2000 was a ergonomically designed sleep induction office, which provides an optimum angle for quick siesta.
LOANS FOR DOGS
ING in Australia offered home loans of up to $ 20,000 for Australian pet owners to build or buy a dream property for their pets. Owners are responsible for payments.
Contiki tried to launch ContikiCam, a discreet on-board camera to capture all of the traveler's movements and allow friends and family to continue from the comfort of their home. Watch the video above to see how it works.
A COURSE OF TRONTS UNI GAME
Courses.com.au have launched Winterrun University with a lot of courses where you can explore and enroll in Jestering and Dragon Riding to Gongfarming and Regicide.
DELIVEROO "DITCHES" PIZZA CRUST
The delivery giant Deliveroo announced its plan to eliminate all application options, due to the overwhelming feedback against the crust of customers who placed pizza orders in all of its 14 markets.
BREAKFAST FLASH WEBJET SALES
Webjet claimed that it had launched a Flash Brexit sale of 1 Fools to April Airlines on flights from the UK to Australia.
KATHMANDU WEDDING DRESS
Kathmandu launched her first impermeable wedding dress, with an adjustable length and a travel size bag.
The dress, which was actually designed in collaboration with designer Tanya Carlson based in New Zealand, is not a complete joke, but, in fact, there is a suit available for the auction and all the revenue will be given to the trust of the Himalayas of New Zealand.
LEOS HIGHLIGHTS RIDE SHARE CARS
GoGet car replacement wants to make driving better for everyone, and a recent study of the driving habits of its members by the stars was that the Libras were the best drivers, while Leos broke the law more than any other sign.
Thus, today, GoGet announced that it had suspended all the Leos from the service and would notify its members through social networks.
The data clearly shows that Leos is 38 percent worse than Librans, and receives 11 percent more fines than the next worst sign, Pisces.
AUDIBLE FOR FISH
Audible's team said they had released Audible for Fish: a three-second audio book designed to keep our company of flaky friends while we are not at home, since research has shown that fish is' They stimulate with short bursts of audio. Visit Audible.com.au/fish.
THE ORIGIN OF THE SUN FOR THE POWER
Origin claimed that he was heading to the sun to feed the whole planet, on a mission to capture solar energy in its purest form.
TraveLodge Hotels stated that it had created a new room quota option where customers can be paired with travelers arriving and departing at the same time. If they extend their stay, someone can replace their previous Bedshare partner.
Sydney's WILD LIFE Zoo announced its latest exhibition that would be a hen screen. They claimed that they had hired a "chicken guard major" Emma Malik, who said that the zoo responded to the great demand of customers.
WOTIF EMU AIRLINES
Wotif claimed to launch Emu Airlines: the world's first airline that is dedicated exclusively to senior citizens.
With Emu Airlines, Wotif introduced two classes: Emuconomies seats with an adequate budget and double luxury suites Daddy Long Legs (which include two seats that can be folded together to create a double bed), with seamlessly seating with Emuconomy offering 101.6 cm of tone between rows (normally around 78 cm) and backs of extra long seats with integrated travel pillows to improve the support of the neck. They come with double-sided armrests, which means that there are no more silent battles for the elbow room, a minimum allowance of 33 kg luggage and no restriction to the size of the bag (to accommodate larger shoes and pants longer), suite bathrooms with adequate sliding doors, indulgent (and inspiring) "Reach for the Stars" care packages with XL compression socks, 600 ml water bottles and full size chocky bars, yoga and Free complementary massage to stretch the tired muscles – perfect for long flights (and long limbs) asphalt boarding through the "Stairway to Heaven": a set of scale scales specially designed with an impressive rise of 26.67 cm between stairs.
THE NEW GOOGLE GAME
Google Maps launched this week an integrated game of Snake, which has a geographic theme with users capable of playing in Cairo, São Paulo, London, Sydney, San Francisco, Tokyo or the world.
Google Maps adds the snake game to the April Fools app https://t.co/ADCgGOZgIQ pic.twitter.com/OQ60X3xQRP
– The Virgin (@verge) March 31, 2019
The city of Orange, NSW, said it would change its name to Pink by the end of the year.
"We are already known throughout the country as Orange, so it is not very great to make the change to Pink. There are only a few nuances within the reach of the color spectrum," said the mayor of color orange Reg Kidd.
Caddy Marshall, General Director of Orange 360, believes that the name change will also support local food producers in the area.
"The old name was so confusing, because we do not cultivate oranges in Orange. We believe pink apples of lady, so that the change of name will not only increase the visit to the area, but also will support our producers."