Photo: Dave J Hogan / 2017 Dave J Hogan
We have robot transformers, air stunts, costume changes of half a million and a half, and now, perhaps the most moving thing of all: an icon of Las Vegas that baptizes the reign of another. The Canadian Canadian Céline Dion decided to give up a backstage process in favor of hanging us plebians in the crowd during the first weekend of the inauguration of Lady Gaga's Enigma Residence, and we get the video evidence! So here it is, losing the shit during "The Edge of Glory", with all the jazz hands you could ask for. We only have one thing to ask all people sitting while this divine goddess spins around her while Gaga croaks to the bottom: who hurts?