“I would like to thank the Facebook whistleblower for introducing himself,” Mikey Day Senator Richard Blumenthal said.
Haugen de Gardner responded by saying it was good to be in an office without “skateboards.”
Day’s Blumenthal then let his colleagues ask Haugen questions, with Senator Dianne Feinstein, played by Cecily Strong, the former.
“What Facebook has done is embarrassing and you better believe Congress will take action,” he said. “Right after approving the infrastructure bill, raising the debt ceiling, prosecuting those responsible for the Jan. 6 insurgency and letting Trump use executive privilege, even though he is no longer president. But after all that, beware, Facebook! “
He then asked if it’s “good” to have 2,000 friends on Facebook.
“How many does Drake have? 4,000?” Feinstein asked of Strong.
“I think it has about 50 million,” Haugen de Gardner said.
“Oh my God, it’s no wonder he never responded to my game,” Feinstein of Strong replied.
The questioning moved to Senator Ted Cruz, played by Aidy Bryant.
“I was especially drawn to your testimony about online harassment,” Cruz de Bryant said. “Like some teenagers and even some adult men are harassed almost constantly.”
Cruz de Bryant then asked how to turn off the harassment feature and said he was concerned about the toxic groups mentioned by Gardner’s Haugen.
“I’ve seen bands with hateful names, like‘ Ted Cruz sucks, ’” Cruz de Bryant said. “Now, shouldn’t you mark them as misinformation?”
Haugen de Gardner explained to Cruz de Bryant that those groups were not misinformation, but only an opinion of one person.
“Well, it’s the opinion of more than one person,” he said.
The sketch ended with two of the social media leaders joining the interrogations.
The first was Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, played by Alex Moffat.
“No, no, we don’t need this guy anymore,” Day’s Blumenthal said.
Instead, he went to “OG social media king,” Tom of Myspace, played by Pete Davidson.
“Remember me? I was harmless,” Tom de Davidson said. “I’m not doing anything with this weird algorithm. We barely maintain the website.”
Then he said, “Come on, take a look at your friend’s band from 20 years ago” and “let’s make the United States the top eight again.”
Tom de Davidson started the show with his signature slogan: “Live from New York … It’s Saturday night!”